A collection of Toothless thinking “we’re gonna die”.
My new kitten!
IT HAS A HEART FOR A NOSE OH MY GOSH
RED ALERT RED ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
KITTEN HAS HEART NOSEY BOOP
Heart nosey boop
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit
kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it
(AGGRESSIVELY IN DENIAL ABOUT NEWSIES CLOSING)
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??
ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”
I was not fucking let down at all.
starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours
These are cute
im very angry at the tumblr staff right now
Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
- woken you up at night the pain was so bad
- made you pass out
- made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
He got mad enough at being decanonized that he tried to erase all the other Doctors from history and became the Supreme Intelligence.
I accept this headcanon.
I feel like this is how dragons teach their babies to fly
Can you imagine Toothless doing this for the first time, and Hiccup is like “TootHLESS WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOO-oh! Thanks, bud!”
what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that
everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment
they ruin it
because they’re assholes
musical theatre female character meme [3/15] • a female antagonist
→ the leading player ☆ pippin
“i know there are many of you out there waiting to perform that one perfect act…our grande finale! if you decide to do so, we’ll be there…waiting…anytime you want us. why, we’re right inside your heads…and we promise you sets! lights! costumes! and short…but spectacular careers!”
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear